Do you remember the day the Earth stopped dead in its tracks, the sky turned a blood red and traffic came to a standstill as pigs went flying through the air? Of course you do. It was on a Thursday. The day that (fighting back tears): The. Jonas. Brothers. Broke. Up!!!! *Sigh* I know. I know. It was excruciatingly painful for everyone… and still is for most. I must say, I feel your pain Jonas Brothers’ (JB) Fans. But, I can’t know exactly how your feeling as I must admit that I have never heard a JB song and I’m pretty sure I don’t know who is actually… uh… who. Nevertheless, I am here for you until the healing is complete (well, actually… only for the next 30 minutes but who’s counting).
Well, my bow ties, it’s been quite a journey to superstardom for the Jonas Brothers, hasn’t it? I mean, The JBs were everywhere for a couple of moments there. And you know who you can thank for that don’t you? That’s right! The entity responsible for allowing all humankind the pleasurable experience of having the JB’s shoved up our eye sockets is none other than the House of Mouse (aka Disney!). As protégés of the Mickey Mouse, The JBs quickly gained popularity through the medium of their Disney television show and specials airing in heavy (i.e. constant) rotation on the network. I mean, who could forget their popular Disney Movie “Camp Rock” with fellow Mouse Ears alum Demi Lovato??? Okay, maybe some of you. Still, the trio of brothers soon parlayed their Disney darlings status into famous international rock stars! Sibling charisma and an emphasis on their talented song writing/musical instrument playing skills, ultimately helped The JBs stand out among a crowd of sugary manufactured teen pop flooding the radio airwaves. Also contributing to their rise to fame was their “good ol’ boy” wholesome family image (with angelic faces innocent as doves). Heck, the JBs even took it one step further by publicly acknowledging their “purity” vows complete with purity rings… hahahaha!!! Like that was gonna last… and it didn’t. Those purity rings slid right off those fingers faster than a toupee in a hurricane!
Well, I’m sure you all know where this is going. Rumors of discontent and fighting began swirling around the band and ultimately, a long-term breakup ensued. However, the break up of The JBs isn’t all that bad. While many a fan may still be grief-stricken and in mourning, I have to say that the death of THE JBs has done wonders for each of their fashion styles and overall attractiveness! Since branching out to pursue other interests, each bros individual fashion sense has evolved into a unique and different style helping to cement their own identities in the public eye. So which JB do you choose? Which brother is leading the pack with his fashion A-game? View the pictures, decide for yourself and then vote! The fashionable Jonas Brothers, below!
Mr. Kevin Jonas
Mr. Joe Jonas
Mr. Nick Jonas
(images: Marion Curtis/StarPix 2012, Mike Coppola/Getty Images, 2013 Bennett Raglin, Wenn.com, nydailynews.com)
What do you think? Love my choices? Hate them? If you have a butthole then you have an opinion…and now would be a good time to share it! Comment below (but please be respectful).