Fierce Fashion Friday Face-off: Special 4th of July Edition – Mr. Chris Pratt v. Mr. Channing Tatum!

CP vs CT 2

Greetings bow ties! In honor of our Nation’s birthday, I’ve decided to kick-off the holiday weekend celebration right with a fiercely stiff (no pun intended) fashion face-off battle between studly bow ties, Mr. Jurassic Park and Mr. Bag of potatoes that’s sure to spark those fireworks ablaze (and that’s in addition to muscular guys dancing in thongs  as screaming frenetic women shower them with money!).  And who better to pit against each other than Magic Mike XXL star Mr. Channing Tatum/Tatum Channing or as my former co-worker called him, a “bag of potatoes” (if you are curious as to the story behind that name, click here) and formerly impotent (apparently?) and recently hulked up Mr. Chris Pratt!

Well, I choose these two gentlemen because I feel like they are a pretty good match as I find that they are in what I call the same “look category”.  A “look category” consists of two or more people that may not look exactly alike (i.e. like twins), but nevertheless have very similar physical characteristics that signal to the viewer that these two individuals or more belong in the same “type” of guy/girl category of looks.  Wow, that was a very complex, intelligent sounding explanation of a concept that is… probably very easy to understand LOL. Anyway, simply put, if one of these two bow ties is your “type”, then you’ll probably drop your panties/jockstraps for both because they have similar but not identical looks.  Whew! Now that we’ve got that out of the way, let’s take a closer look and compare the candidates.

On one side sits Mr. Chris Pratt whose career has sky-rocketed to epic proportions with hit films like Zero Dark Thirty, Guardians of the Galaxy, and most recently, Jurassic World.  The 36 year-old actor is also known for his role in the hit TV series, Parks and Recreation and is married to fellow actor, Anna Farris with whom he has a son.  Just as Mr. Pratt’s career heated up, his waistline whittled down and just like that, Mr. Pratt transformed himself into a well-dressed muscular action hero! But, is it enough?

On the other side waits a bag of potatoes himself, Mr. Tatum/Channing.  Besides his interchangeable given and surnames, Mr. Channing/Tatum has also turned the heat up on his movie career.  The 35 year-old former stripper burst in front of our eyeballs with the hit movie, Step Up and went on to star in blockbusters like 21 & 22 Jump Street, The G.I. Joe Franchise, and brought it full circle with Magic Mike. Also married to a fellow actor, Jenna Dewan, the two have a daughter together.  Now,  we ALL know Mr. Bag of potatoes can rock a man thong while gyrating/dry humping  a pole perfectly on beat, but how does he look with his clothes… on?  Yes, there are pictures in existence where Magic Mike is wearing clothes (shocking I know).  And when those clothes are on, it seems that he opts for classic and timeless looks… much like his competition Mr. Pratt.

So,  which one of these bona fide stars whose bods can seesaw between rippling muscle Gods to dadbods with one bite of a hamburger (and still look fab) will win? Study the pictures, analyze your findings below and decide for yourself! Enjoy and Happy Independence Day 🙂

Mr. Chris Pratt

Mr. Chris Pratt - Jurassic World Premiere (2)

Mr. Channing Tatum

Mr. Channing Tatum - Magic Mike XXL Premiere

Mr. Chris Pratt

Mr. Chris Pratt - Jurassic World Premiere (3)

Mr. Channing Tatum

Mr. Channing Tatum - Magic Mike XXL Premiere (1)

Mr. Chris Pratt

Mr. Chris Pratt - Jurassic World Premiere (1)

Mr. Channing Tatum

Mr. Channing Tatum - Magic Mike XXL Premiere (2)

Mr. Chris Pratt

Mr. Chris Pratt - Jurassic World Premiere

Mr. Channing Tatum

Celebrities arrive for VIP screening of 'Foxcatcher' held at the Museum of Modern Art

(images: Frederick M. Brown 2015 Getty Images, Johns PKI/Splash News, internet)

signature (2)

What do you think? Love my choices? Hate them? If you have a butthole then you have an opinion…and now would be a good time to share it! Comment below (but please be respectful).

Advertisements

13 thoughts on “Fierce Fashion Friday Face-off: Special 4th of July Edition – Mr. Chris Pratt v. Mr. Channing Tatum!

  1. My Fashion S/ash Life

    Honestly, I’m not a huge fan of either. Yes Channing is gd lkn with a flamn’ bod to boot, but going from the ‘acting’ in his movies, I feel he shld have stuck to modelling… ie he would have been more Hush Hush.That being said, Channing’s stylist seems to be know whats up more than Chris’s….

    Liked by 1 person

    Reply

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s