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Fashion Faves: Spring 2016 Menswear Preview – Michael Bastian is Selfishly Stylistic!

Youth.

Now that’s a word that is sure to not only elicit strong reactions from people, but will also spark some strong opinionated and heated debatable rhetoric from, well… just about anyone with a pulse.  Everyone has something to say or at least has given it a thought or two about youth in this country and usually, it’s seen through a particularly critical and narrow telescope.  What will these youths become?  What kind of colleges and majors are they leaning towards? Do they have jobs?  Will they get jobs?  What social media platforms are they utilizing the most?  These are important questions.  And with good reason, each generation comes with the potential to and often does exert a major influence on society by setting trends and impacting the economy.  Well,  all this is absolutely fascinating stuff, eh bow ties?  But, let’s get serious!  NONE of this garbage about jobs, education level or economical influence is really important. Nope! What IS important about each new generation is what they are wearing!  That’s right. FASHION. T-R-U-T-H.

Millennials or Generation Y (i.e. my generation) has been the subject of great interest for quite some time.  Selfish, ambitious, spoiled, family oriented, tech-savvy and the need to have constant praise for a job well done from their employers are just some of the common characteristics attributed to millennials. And I for one must say that some of these outrageously offensive, unfair and out of line views are… okay, somewhat true, HA! Despite some of those uh, unfavorable attributes, generation y was met with a lot of great expectations.  What wonderful things would we event? What direction would we take the world (and what would we be wearing while doing so)?  Yes, as the country braced for us millennial bow ties to move into the dreaded “Yuppie” phase, one gigantic stinkin’ fart stopped us… the recession!

Whew! *feverishly fanning self* I think most of you bow ties will agree with me when I say, “recession is a b*tch!”  Ah yes, as we millennials graduated from college, it was expected that we would gently spill over and settle into the yuppie way of life. You know… well actually, some dude said it a lot better than I would, so without further ado:

“Yuppism… is not definable entirely by income or class. Rather, it is a late-20th century cultural phenomenon of self-absorbed young professionals, earning good pay, enjoying the cultural attractions of sophisticated urban life and thought, and generally out of touch with, indeed antithetical to, most of the challenges and concerns of a far less well-off and more parochial Middle America. For the yuppie male a well-paying job in tech, law, finance, academia or consulting in a cultural hub, hip fashion, cool appearance, studied poise, elite education, proper recreation and fitness and general proximity to liberal-thinking elites, especially of the more rarefied sort in the arts, are the mark of a real man”  (Hanson, 2010)

Well, I think it’s quite obvious that generation y did not reach that level of “yuppism” described above. Especially the “good job” and “earning good pay” part. Instead, we millennials have found ourselves overeducated, underemployed (many of us working 2 jobs) and living with our parents for a pathetically unforeseeable future (i.e. BROKE!). See, the recession does suck balls! And as a result, some of us clever millennials have found ways to remain fashionable no matter what the cost (which is why stores like H & M and Zara have increased in popularity). But wait! Wait. Why should we deprive ourselves of fabulous clothing? If millennials did move into the yuppie phase, what would that look like? Well, Michael Bastian has heard our prayers and felt compassion for our sorrows… in the form of his 2016 Spring Menswear Collection, rejoice!

Oh… chunky sweaters paired with crisp white shorts underneath casual button up shirts; printed dress slacks highlighted by a smart navy blazer and sunglasses; and finally, tailored suits with velvet slippers evoke a lifestyle filled with sparkling champagne, sunny afternoons on the yacht or a casual dinner party in the Hamptons. You know, the kind of lifestyle we overeducated, snooty, self-absorbed, rich yuppie millennials are supposed to be living! Luckily for us, Mr. Bastian has wiped our tears and come to our rescue by offering this collection, a fantasy to hold us over while we wait in vain to move into our yuppie phase.

Yes, we millennials need reminding of what living the fab and luxe life would look like in  a time that beckons to those days of yore when fully embodying the very definition of a yuppie was not just trendy, but an essential way of life! Bow ties, prepare to be Selfishly Stylistic.  My fashion faves for Michael Bastian’s Spring 2016 Menswear collection is here and it’s Yuppie Chic! Enjoy 🙂

Oh and one more thing, you’re gonna have to work way more than two jobs to afford these clothes LOL. You hear that? That’s the sound of reality smacking you right dab in your face! Yep.

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Ref:

Hanson, V. (2010, August 13). Obama: Fighting the Yuppie Factor Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/243667/obama-fighting-yuppie-factor-victor-davis-hanson. Retrieved August 23, 2015, from http://www.nationalreview.com/article/243667/obama-fighting-yuppie-factor-victor-davis-hanson

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Fashion Faves: Spring 2016 Bally Menswear Preview – Revenge of the…

Admit it.  You know it’s true.  Everyone, no matter where they are in the world, has met one… or used to be one… or maybe, still is one?  No matter your race, ethnic background, gender, sex, sexual orientation or religion, they are present.  Some are the richest people in the world. Then there are those that have made it possible for us humans to see Pluto, in all its dwarf planet glory, up close and personal.  Others still, have ended up on the wrong side of the tracks or may be plotting to overrun the world… or both.

However, this doesn’t make them any less annoying or any less capable of creating excruciatingly cringe-worthy socially awkward situations.  Yes, you all know who I’m talking about. Everyone  has encountered… A NERD!!!

Nerds.  The mere mention of the word conjures up all kinds of images of fashionably challenged, irritatingly smart oddball individuals who would much rather read an encyclopedia with their pet iguana than do anything remotely cool.  Oh, but these anti-popular kids are so much more than that washed up and tired stereotypical image. Ah yes, there is so much more to nerd-dom that we’re willing to give credit.  There’s the painfully shy but harmless awkward nerd; the friendly, but still awkward nerd that’s willing to tutor you; the just plain annoying nerd who feels the need to throw how smart he/she is  in your face just for  the pure enjoyment of making you look and sound stupid… again.  And then there is the evil nerd.  Yep.  You know, the backstabbing, manipulative, deceptive, evil genius who uses his/her intellect to plan, connive and steal your idea only to greatly improve upon it, take the credit and watch billions fill up his/her bank account (you know who they are).

But, let’s play devil’s advocate for a second.  What if nerds were… cool? I mean really cool, like… trendy or dare I say…stylish? What would that look like? Who would that be? Well, look no further! That’s right, Bally has our answer… in the form of its Spring 2016 Menswear collection! Revenge of the nerds, indeed.

Hmmm,  what if nerds were actually fashionable?  Was it possible? Could it be done? Did a cute fashionably forward nerd exist out there? Impossible to prove… or so I thought. That is, until my BFF Ms. Amal Alamuddin steered me to this collection and thus, the evidence I had been looking for was discovered! Ahhh… as I gazed upon each look presented in the collection, I couldn’t help but reminisce about all the nerds that had come and gone in my life.. except now when I pictured them.. they looked like the models sashaying down the runway… and that wasn’t even a stretch. A first!

Now, I know what you’re thinking, “Mr. James, all the smart fashion editors for fancy smancy glossies who use really big words that nobody has ever heard of in their fashion reviews are calling Bally’s Spring 2016 Menswear show, hipster chic! And that’s not nerdy at all”. Au contraire my little bow ties, au contraire. You see, hipsters and nerds are much more alike than you might think.  Swap out the anti-social and annoying attributes for attributes that are still anit-social and annoying…but on a much smaller scale.  Add 3 full cups of a coolness factor thrown in and  what do you get? A hipster that’s what! A hipster is just a polite way of calling someone a nerd.. a nerd gone “good” that is! Yes, a hipster and a nerd are very similar, just on the opposite sides of the same scale. Hipsters are very intelligent, follow an unbeaten path and tend to favor unique non-mainstream pursuits like finding a peace of mind with,  as Taylor Swift taught us, “some indie record that’s much cooler than mine”. See. Much like nerds only more attractive.

And what a great look that formula has produced! Modern with a touch of retro, neat and slick lines in a beautiful color palette. I believe the “Hot Nerd” may be a better moniker than the hipster! And if you are like me, I tend to favor a hunky, but smart look. It’s what all men should strive for. Trust me, its what your wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/husband/groupie/mistress/friends with benefits wants! Besides that, there’s no rule that says you can’t create medically revolutionary machinery that will be able to perform the as yet possible operation of  “placing your head on a genetically engineered and hand crafted lab grown body” while looking devastatingly dapper in the process. Now, that’s a look worth seeing! My fashion faves for Bally Spring 2016 Menswear Collection, below. Enjoy!

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Fashion Faves: Spring 2016 Menswear Preview – Balmain

It’s a very common problem most gentlemen will have to contend with at least once (if not more) in their lives: What on Earth are you going to wear on your annual African Safari?!?  This is a serious problem bow ties, very serious.  And to make matters worse, you’re going on an African Safari while in the military.  What is a wee little bow tie to do?  Luckily, for all us fashion expedition challenged bow ties, the good Lord has parted the clouds in the sky, come down from the heavens (temporarily) and bestowed the answer in the form of a blessing upon Balmain top ho Mr. Olivier Rousteing’s precious and talented head. The result? The 2016 Balmain menswear show… duh!

Now, although Balmain has a long and revered history which has placed them in contention as one of the premiere fashion houses of all time, all that means… well… nothing! Ha! Balmain truly could not be and was not at the top of the fashion world until it was endorsed by one of the most important person in the ENTIRE world.  Anyone?  Anyone?

Answer: Kim K!  Oh… and Kim K’s husband.

I mean, they practically made Balmain what It is today. Most bow ties wouldn’t have even heard of Balmain if it weren’t  for them… right?

Anyway, as I was saying, Balmain has provided us gentlemen with completely appropriate and totally practical Safari clothing. Whether you choose to just watch and observe the animals or prefer to blow their innocent brains to smithereens, at least you will be in style!  And that’s what’s most important isn’t it? Nothing is worth doing if you can’t do it in style I always say.

The collection was filled with gorgeously detailed jackets, stylish cargo pants and shorts as well as enviously well-crafted bags that’ll definitely make you want to book your safari immediately!  Dusty tans, brilliant beiges and rich khakis dominated the runway which also included a touch of military presence in each look.  The end result was a safari chic, desert sued, military suaveness that I think many gentlemen will enjoy.  Now, does that mean that each of these looks (as they were presented in the collection) sent sashaying down the runway will gracefully translate to a gentlemen’s everyday wear?  Probably not. I mean, let’s face it, there’s a real good chance you’ll look like a freak if you show up to work looking to be the only person dressed to go on a safari… by yourself.  But, but… that is why my first rule for observing runway shows is so incessantly crucial to your overall fashion well-being:  View looks in terms of individual articles of clothing instead of the whole look.  Why? Cause you’ll miss wonderful pieces (like the jackets and bags in this collection) that could be a bit overwhelming for the regular eyeball to take on a daily basis as a whole, but when viewed in terms of pieces and not the whole outfit, gentlemen might have found the formula to fashion success!

So, pack your bags, bring your binoculars, load your guns and thank fashion God Kim K. as we gentlemen are headed to an African Safari… in style this time! My favorite faves for Balmain 2016 Spring Menswear, below. Enjoy!

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Fashion Faves: Spring 2016 Menswear Preview – Brunello Cucinelli

Well, my bow ties, it has been a hot minute or two (or three or four) since I’ve done a fashion faves post and since the menswear fashion shows are currently happening as we speak, I thought it was high time I recited the Fashion World Constitution (i.e. fall in line with fashion’s seasonal schedule) and bring you a preview of what’s trendy for Spring 2016 in real time!  Look at me getting in the fashion know how of it all… for once. Yes, I realize that it is currently the year 2015, but the Fashion World stipulates that it is NEVER out of vogue to plan your wardrobe an entire freakin’ year early.   That’s right! It’s called planning… really, really, really, really well.  Yep.

Anyway, I’m sure you bow ties are aware by now that in the Fashion World, clothing is waaay more than just tops and bottoms that you use to shield (or maybe save) strangers eyeballs from looking at you butt nekkid! No, clothing is an art form.  A vital source of expression.  A vehicle for inspiration. A way to tell the world who you really are.  Well, I can sure tell you that the average gentlemen that my eyeballs come across on a daily basis, didn’t exactly get that memo! Ha!  There is a lot of “sameness” in menswear isn’t there? I mean, you have your basic articles of clothing like a dress shirt, slacks or a suit. However, menswear does lack the versatility that is all too common in women’s wear and  the final result is an endless line of blue dress shirts and dark slacks… with an occasional tie. You’ve seen it. All the gentlemen around the water cooler at work, tend to look the same after a while don’t they? So what is a spirited bow tie to do if he wants to stand out from the sea of not so great fitting suits, but not blind eyeballs in the process by going too far? Well, I have your answer. Ready?  POLISH. Polish is looking like everyone else only better and more expensive! See. Standing out from the crowd? Mission accomplished! Sure lot’s of gentlemen wear suits to work, but don’t you want to (1) look the best (2) have the best looking suit and (3) look the best in that suit? I think so and Brunello Cucinelli agrees by giving us looks that are extremely wearable, but look better and more expensive! Polish.

Ahh, Brunello Cucinelli’s Spring 2016 show was full of looks that were not necessarily groundbreaking in terms of creating fresh and innovative designs for menswear. Instead, the “style” of these clothes could be found in most major clothing stores.  In fact, I believe these may be the most wearable looks out of the entire spring 2016 fashion shows. The difference? The man wearing Brunello Cucinelli’s Spring 2016 collection looks more refined and more luxurious and really, who doesn’t want to stand out from the crowd that way? Secretly, we all do… right? And with clothes from the runway that you can actually wear… in public… in front of people’s eyeballs! I know. I know. Sell your soul, kids, wife, dog, house, car or whatever! Gentlemen, you need these clothes, my suffering eyeballs have spoken. Below are my fashion faves for Brunello Cucinelli Spring 2016 Menswear. Enjoy!

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